Seen as a Move to Make Team “WNBA-Tough”
In a bold first move by new San Jose Sharks head coach Todd McLellan, the former player-coach of the Charlestown Chiefs, Reggie Dunlap, was hired as an assistant for what many in the NHL see as a fortitude-toughening measure to steel the men in teal for a run at the Stanley Cup and hockey legitimacy.
Shark team advisers, Mike Ricci and Bryan Marchment, known for their smash-mouth, scrappy hockey styles, have been lobbying coach McLellan (forms filled out and on record with the city clerk’s office) to bring on the aging but tough-nosed Dunlap in order to get the team to play more like women.
That’s right, women—like those involved in the knock-down brawl in a recent game between the Los Angeles Sparks and the Detroit Shock.
“Being called ‘soft’ is not a very endearing term,” Ricci says about the sports slur sometimes hurled towards teams of the past. “So we will work with coach to shape the team into a tougher, grislier brawling machine—like those found in the WNBA.”
Mr. Dunlap, known for turning a blind eye to a little dirty trick or two, and a big fan of the kind of bare-knuckled defense known to bring championships to teams with smaller skill sets, says he may even consider a regime of estrogen injections.
“It worked great for Reneé Richards,” he said.
Please, no estrogen. One shot of that stuff and all Joe Thornton and the boys will want to practice will be math.
Let’s see. . .references to hockey, WNBA and tennis.
All a bit too “inside baseball” for me.
Sharks players with breasts? It would be a nightmare for the equipment manager.