Claim Lieber’s “Thinly-Veiled” Legislation Targets Recreational Flogging
Just hours after Assembly Member Sally Lieber went public with her no-spanking legislation, the pornography industry responded in kind with their anti-no-spanking campaign to try and defeat a law that they claim will eventually lead to a total ban of all fetishes.
Hitch Thwacker, spokesman for SPANK.com, Santa Clara Valley’s premier pornographic lobbying firm, explained the need for his industry’s mobilization. “This is just a thinly-veiled effort to ban the pleasurable walloping, whacking and spanking of and about the buttock region,” he said. “What’s next, the outlawing of rubber, bondage and tickling? Absurd.”
But Lieber says that by allowing the spanking of children, we are potentially contributing to the future deviant behavior of America’s youth. “We have seen studies that link corporal spanking to erotic spanking,” she says, “which, of course, is a gateway action leading to unconventional, transgressive, or dissident forms of sexuality. This is not Las Vegas, for God’s sake.”
Former gubernatorial candidate and porn star Mary Carey said that this is exactly the reason she ran for Governor. “I have spanked and been spanked,” she said, “and we need more spanking because there are a lot of naughty, naughty, uptight politicians out there that could use a few blisters on the behind.”
With the national election upcoming this may evolve to be a priority for the candidates. One question for Hillary might be, “have you ever caught your husband spanking an intern”?
Even more important: have you ever caught an intern spanking your husband?
Guess it depends on what you mean by “spank”.
Sound like a topic for the folks at the San Jose Library System?
Just another witty and creative Friday post? Not quite. The ability to segue from Sally Lieber to anything even remotely sexual transcends the realm of wit and creativity, landing J-Mac IV smack dab in the middle of Depravity-ville. Reading this disturbing post has all but spoiled my plans to don my leathers and take in “Women in Charge” this weekend.
I dunno, I see Sally Lieber and can’t think of anything beyond her being an arrogant, totalitarian ogre who looks like Stephen Jay Gould in drag (links included for photo comparison).
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http://www.americanhumanist.org/images/Gould.jpg
Fin Fan, That is one ugly woman. Is the first picture after make up and the 2nd without make up ?
4 and 5—Could the level of this discussion sink any lower? Are you guys in the 3rd grade? You still make fun of people based on their looks? I’m sure you two are just perfect. And finfan, maybe if you used your time to do some good instead of wasting it searching for silly little pictures you wouldn’t be so frustrated. Just a thought.
Silly (#6),
Thank goodness there’s always a schoolmarm like you around to keep us from having too much fun. One look at your class photo and I understand your particular sensitivity. Which one are you?
http://www.alachuacea.org/aceapics/marm.jpeg
Well done FinFan old chap! lol!
Mabe if someone had spanked “little George W.” we wouldn’t be in the situation we are in now.