Operable Pissing Windows Fitted on Raider Route
Are you ready for some Football?! At the dawn of the start of another NFL season, with the prospect of Raider Nation flocking to and from McAfee Stadium, BART sure is.
The BART board of directors took a proactive role this year by improving the ridership experience for fans of the Oakland Raiders travelling to and from the games.
“Raider Nation is a big part of who we are,” said Board president Gail Murray. “And because they bring us so much business, we decided to cater to them this year to show our appreciation.”
Because of problems in previous years with indiscriminate peeing, cursing and fights, BART has decided to try and work with the problems rather than eliminate them.
“Trying to get fans to stop peeing on each other,” she explained, “would be like trying to limit Kwame Kilpatrick’s text minutes.”
Changes include a completely separate drunk tank for locking up and protecting opposing fans, extended expletive hours after the game for unlimited dissing, trash talk and verbal abuse, and operable windows for “dropping your junk out the window and pissing.”
“This could be one hell of a season!” said an excited John Michael O’Connor.
Oh My God!
I had no idea that Raider Fans were so out of the norm. To think that they are so ecology minded to take public transportation. How do they get those kegs on the Bart. Not to mention all of the chimichangas and webbers.
I have been a great fan of the Raiders via the air waves for many years. So much so that I call my favorite Bad Boys Football team “My Radio Raiders”.
I recall when Plunket and Simpson were 49er, wow that was as close as I had ever been to becoming a 9er.
Al Davis took Plunket and the rest is history.
When the 9ers went 2 an 14 / 2 peat, the 9er fans were some where else. The scalpers were broke and you could not give a ticket away.
Across the bay the raiders and that farmer Joe Bugle, were going thru the motions of pretending to be playing adult football.
Yet there we were, supporting the team, drinking that cheap/expensive beer, and pissing our lives away, ever hopeful that one day life would bless us with a team.
Well guess what John, this is the year. I will piss on your blog, but you are lucky beacuse it will be Don Perinon and I will be at the 9ers tailgate.
We are blessed to have 2 teams that I love and support. But given the past I would give the Raider Fans a 10 and the 9er fans a 5.
We have Bart and You got Muni/Taxis. At the end of the season, Raider attendance will exceed that of the Niners.
JohnBoy: “quoting” me facetiously re the Raiders is inappropriate. I gave up my season tickets when they moved to L.A way back when, and haven’t been to a game there since. The Raiders rarely being on TV for a home game troubles me little, since I do not have a TV.
Lets all chip in and buy JM O’connor a TV. We know that the legal business is in trouble if you aren’t running for something so let all help poor John Michael. As for the raiders I hope the move to Detroit with Kwame and the lions.
HJ#3: I spend way too much time on this blog to have the time to watch a TV; but thanks for the thought.